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—Christophe Dillinger

Words and language have always been present in Christophe Dillinger’s work in one form or another. One of his main artistic practices involves typing on photographic negatives using a second hand typewriter. His most recent work uses taped-over coupons and loyalty cards and an online magazine made out of mutilated websites. “Children should be supervised at all times” is a list of omnipresent warnings, enticements, advices, records, signs, orders and pre-chewed phrases we are subjected to all the time. These bits of purposeless information are gathered into one menacing, relentless, breathless, endless, punctuation-free über phrase that becomes a concentrate of insanity and alienation. When edited through text to speech software, the voice stops at random, invents emphasis and doesn’t quite convince us that any of the exercise has anything to do with being human.

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